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May 14th, 2004

10:53 pm: havent done this forever
I suppose I lost interest in this. Anyways, Run down... Going to ISU this summer picked my classes already I start on July 12. Drawing 1 Physics 2 and history of ww2 are the courses. Groovy.... I've been running everyday either in the morning or late at night I can run 3 miles with out stopping great for me. I'm doing this for ISU football. Great isn't it. I went to see Dave Chappell live awhile back ago it was awesome. I laughed the whole time. It was ducky. Things are good for the moment I got my pool table and my big screen it's 64 inches of viewing pleasure. Jordan liked it so it must be good. now all I need is a fire pole and pinball machine then my lair is complete. That is it.... because jordo wants to get on the computer.

Current Mood: crankycranky
Current Music: jordan playing a keyboard

March 5th, 2004

08:43 pm: I am a Mexican not a Mexicant
I dunno if I did the right thing I spent my money on a pool table instead of going on spring break. I hope I did the right thing. At least the pool table will show me a good time in my house, but then again I'll have a really good time in florida. At least I'll have something to show for it. I got a 1500 dollar pool table for 500 bucks with 7 pool cues a pool stick holder chalk talc for the hands its for the hands (its for the hands) did I mention its for the hands. It's awesome professional sized pool table with ball return it has a blue felt top 300lbs slate table top made by fisher I believe. oh yeah I got 9 ball tray and 8 ball tray also some crazy finger looking stick, All I need now is my other check so I can get some neon lights and a mini bar for my basement. Hells!!! yeah nigga I also need a dart board and a big screen tv then my inner sanctum will be complete. I need 4000 dollars for all of this. I am opening a charity fund there will be a tin can sitting outside of my house all donations will be followed by a ball sacking or a tit smacking. OUT

Current Mood: chipperchipper
Current Music: random white noise in the back ground.

February 28th, 2004

03:46 pm: I'm in the money
I love how the goverment works. for all you working bitches out there you're paying for my 200 dollar a week paycheck and my 1500 dollar up front paycheck thank you bitches. While all of you are working, I'm chillin smoking cigs thinking about the good life.... No stress for me what-so-ever. Thank you all. I have a fishing pole and it's getting nice out maybe around april I'm going to go to turkey run rent me like 2 inner tubes one filled with a 24 case of beer and the other for me and float and fish down the river for a couple of hours. It's amazing that I'm getting paid to do that. HAHAHAHA IN YOUR FACES BIATCHES. All that is required for me to do is fill out a card saying I called up places HAHAHAH BWAWAHAHAHA I got kicked out of BW3's yesterday one of the guys I was with turned 21 so we took him out he's such a lite weight he ended up puking his guts out from 6 beers

February 18th, 2004

11:20 pm: Mr. Bojangles!
A very entertaining story of my saturday night well worth the read.

Well shit I haven't wrote anything for a long while. I suppose it took me like 2 months to lose interest. Which I suppose is a shame. This is by far the most dick thing I have ever done. Normally I'm never like this, but Chris has a nack of bringing out the worst in people. He's just that annoying. Well on with the story.

Chris fucking pissed me off really bad this weekend. I suppose I shot myself in the foot by buying him vodka, but I'm a good friend sometimes. The fuck decided he needed to wake me up 4-6 times throughout the night. I ended up throwing a broken microwave at him. He finally got the picture after that. The funny thing was it took me throwing the microwave ladder cd's and also a cb radio at him for him to realize that I wanted to be left alone. Well about 6:30 he finally got to bed. Unfortunately for him I couldn't get back to sleep, I was too riled up. Well I yelled through the house THIS IS GOING TO BE HELL MORNINING!! Well I ran downstairs got a pitcher of water, waltzed into sleeping beauty's room and poured it all over him. Saying "HAVE FUN SLEEPING IN A WET FUCKING BED MOTHER FUCKER!!! DON'T FUCK WITH ME!!," He woke up and was all retarded saying "Hey man what did I do?!?!" WHAT DID YOU DO MOTHER FUCKER I'll tell you what you did. YOUR A FAGG BITCH. Well I then grabbed his gay 3 doors down CD and scratched the fuck out of it. Popped it in the CD player and then proceeded to lock him in his wet room and lock him in. I put the CD player on MAX and put the speakers next to his door. He had to listen to DU DU DU DU DU DA DA DA DA EP EP EP for 2 hours. He's screaming in his room saying he's going insane. Well I was too, so I had to turn it off. I couldn't take it anymore. Well I went into his room stood on his bed and ashed my cigarette in his face saying "ARE YOU HAVING FUCKING FUN YET!" Well then I decided I needed to do some more fun things to him. I went and grabbed the circular saw and a power drill. I decided I need to cut boards at 10 in the morning off of his bed. Well I did this for about 30mins. He then proceded to run outsided and put on his shoes. Well I just locked him out of the house. He then started screaming its cold out side let me in please. FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER. Well I jiggled the handle a couple of times to make him think I opened it, well I didn't. I finally unlocked the door when he gave up it took him 35 mins to actually come back in. Around 2 o' clock in the before all of the festivities. Chris and I went to his girlfriends house to drop of her laundry.(He did her laundry for her valentines present, She spent 3 hours working on a card for him which I might add was very creative) Well I walked in he told me to act drunk which I told him I would, but I didn't fuck that. She was very pissed that he came over so late, and she warned him not to do so earlier. He doesn't listen at all! Well she looked at me and gave me this look which I would say was that come fuck me look. Well I would never would do that, but right now I am reconsidering the prospect. Well fuck this shit I'm really sick of it. I'm really debating on doing it, he has been warned and if he does this again I'm going to use a Mario Bros 3 quote, "One blow on this whistle will take you to a far away place" Well I'll do alot more than letting her blow my whistle.

Well this concludes my Saturday night/Sunday morning. Friday night was also a really crazy experience, but that's another story. I hope no one has to go through this kind of torment. NO ONE deserves this. NO ONE

Well I'm

IM out mofos

February 4th, 2004

07:53 pm:

create your own visited states map
or write about it on the open travel guide

I've been at a lot of places. I also lived in 6 of those states.

January 27th, 2004

02:33 pm: Po-Pimp extrodinare
This year I'm batting 1 for 1, better than last years 1 for 9 that shit sucked
My room mate is still the suto gay man. I want to do something for spring break. I mentioned a cruise to some people and they don't have the money. Broke ass bitches that's what the tax return is for. Oh well, at least if I don't do anything I can still go with chris and aaron to florida. Chris's grand parents own a 500,000 G yacht that'll be pimp shit. To bad we can't take it out. But i'd rather find something even better than that to do. Oh well If anyone has any ideas keep my shit posted. SHit Who fucking turns down 2 doti blunts I mean seriously. WHO?!?! GOD DAMN TANNER SHIZZLE. Say his name really fast Tanner Holt. It kind of sounds like Terre haute. i'm out biatches

January 14th, 2004

07:12 pm: sweet sweet bitter porkrinds
Man oh man I've been extremely busy this week. I feel excellent though. I finished painting the bottom half of my house and arranged my living room again. It feels like home. I haven't gotten fucked up in a while though. What a shame. I think my tolerance of pot has gone up. I smoked some dank the other day and I wasn't high at all. I was really pissed. I got in a fight with my roommate this week. Chris he was beating his girlfriend up and I had to stop it; two days in a row. the second day he decided to get drunk at like 4 in the afternoon and destroy everything that I worked so hard on. I punched him in the face, fucking faggot. I'm still pissed because of that. I haven't talked to him since. Other than that I haven't done anything new. oh yeah I signed up for summer classes at ISU. Fingers crossed I hope I get in. I bet I do, but I get nervous to easily about things like this. Architecture here I come. Well I'm going to get jordan some spumante, he's going ape shit around the house. Good Ol' jordo PEACE OUT NIGS and NIGRESSESS

January 10th, 2004

10:38 pm: I am
Why would I die in a horror movie? by toxicninja
Killed bychopped up with a machete
Killed becauseyou're greedy
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10:33 pm: holy cow
I am damn hung over, I need some pot to cure what ails my loins. I drank like half a gallon of Rum and vomited all over my floor. Holy cow it was festive. NEVER AGAIN. I'm out later, oh yeah i love jesus.

December 29th, 2003

04:44 pm: Jesus was the prodical son
Congratulations! You're Aragorn!

Which Lord of the Rings character and personality problem are you?
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I'm smelly.

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