A very entertaining story of my saturday night well worth the read.
Well shit I haven't wrote anything for a long while. I suppose it took me like 2 months to lose interest. Which I suppose is a shame. This is by far the most dick thing I have ever done. Normally I'm never like this, but Chris has a nack of bringing out the worst in people. He's just that annoying. Well on with the story.
Chris fucking pissed me off really bad this weekend. I suppose I shot myself in the foot by buying him vodka, but I'm a good friend sometimes. The fuck decided he needed to wake me up 4-6 times throughout the night. I ended up throwing a broken microwave at him. He finally got the picture after that. The funny thing was it took me throwing the microwave ladder cd's and also a cb radio at him for him to realize that I wanted to be left alone. Well about 6:30 he finally got to bed. Unfortunately for him I couldn't get back to sleep, I was too riled up. Well I yelled through the house THIS IS GOING TO BE HELL MORNINING!! Well I ran downstairs got a pitcher of water, waltzed into sleeping beauty's room and poured it all over him. Saying "HAVE FUN SLEEPING IN A WET FUCKING BED MOTHER FUCKER!!! DON'T FUCK WITH ME!!," He woke up and was all retarded saying "Hey man what did I do?!?!" WHAT DID YOU DO MOTHER FUCKER I'll tell you what you did. YOUR A FAGG BITCH. Well I then grabbed his gay 3 doors down CD and scratched the fuck out of it. Popped it in the CD player and then proceeded to lock him in his wet room and lock him in. I put the CD player on MAX and put the speakers next to his door. He had to listen to DU DU DU DU DU DA DA DA DA EP EP EP for 2 hours. He's screaming in his room saying he's going insane. Well I was too, so I had to turn it off. I couldn't take it anymore. Well I went into his room stood on his bed and ashed my cigarette in his face saying "ARE YOU HAVING FUCKING FUN YET!" Well then I decided I needed to do some more fun things to him. I went and grabbed the circular saw and a power drill. I decided I need to cut boards at 10 in the morning off of his bed. Well I did this for about 30mins. He then proceded to run outsided and put on his shoes. Well I just locked him out of the house. He then started screaming its cold out side let me in please. FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER. Well I jiggled the handle a couple of times to make him think I opened it, well I didn't. I finally unlocked the door when he gave up it took him 35 mins to actually come back in. Around 2 o' clock in the before all of the festivities. Chris and I went to his girlfriends house to drop of her laundry.(He did her laundry for her valentines present, She spent 3 hours working on a card for him which I might add was very creative) Well I walked in he told me to act drunk which I told him I would, but I didn't fuck that. She was very pissed that he came over so late, and she warned him not to do so earlier. He doesn't listen at all! Well she looked at me and gave me this look which I would say was that come fuck me look. Well I would never would do that, but right now I am reconsidering the prospect. Well fuck this shit I'm really sick of it. I'm really debating on doing it, he has been warned and if he does this again I'm going to use a Mario Bros 3 quote, "One blow on this whistle will take you to a far away place" Well I'll do alot more than letting her blow my whistle.
Well this concludes my Saturday night/Sunday morning. Friday night was also a really crazy experience, but that's another story. I hope no one has to go through this kind of torment. NO ONE deserves this. NO ONE
IM out mofos